So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
I actually really like this ad campaign.
DONT PANDER TO ME KID ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN 13 SECONDS A SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP AND COOK US IN OUR SEATS AND WAIT TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE OF ANDORIAN SHINGLES SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
The best part of this is when you hit “reblog” …it only shows you the top part of the box, and you can see Jeremy’s head bobbing up and down.
After all, he learned from the best…
oh my gods
picturing hiccup doing a backflip and hitting an outcast with his “in-case-i-get-captured-by-outcasts-again leg”
If you post a thing that’s like:
"Look at (insert this)
(Dumb extra comment)!”
I’ll probably punch you
Everyone who does this in any of my tracked tags gets blocked. No mercy!
not gunna lie… i do this on occasion. I don’t put it in the tags or anything- but yeah.
is there a way of confronting a roommate who keeps using your food without asking without sounding like a dickhead?
I don’t mind us all sharing food- it makes sense to not have 50 eggs and 4 bottles of milk at once- but I’m always the one who buys everything…
I budget to feed one- not two- especially not when my friend uses more than I do…
Santino Fontana’s Perfect Audition Cut. (x)