joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

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dremoranightmares:

notquitephil:

Boom.

#all the floods in portugal right now couldnt ease this burn

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

nothing like having friends who say they’re gunna hang out and then ALL disappear. 

good times good times. 

bye then

i’ll just chill by myself then?

ok bye

when you look in your ice cream that your roommate asked if she could have some of last night- and JESUS there’s NO WAY she only ate all of that last night. 

don’t only ask if I’m there. If I’m not there and you want some- either don’t have any or fuckin text me. 

that’s like HALF MY ICE CREAM!!! and I’m not talking pint of Ben and Jerry’s I’m talking TWO 1.5 quarts tubs of Edys 

like seriously WHAT!? 

how do I even begin to confront without sounding completely stupid? I said she could have some last night- but JESUS HOW MUCH!? 

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

Sweets is adorable bless his little cotton socks